Epic Family and Rawak

You people are meanies ):
Just cause I can't go to your prom,
Doesn't mean I don't get waffles! D:
Do you like waffles?
YEAAA! We like waffles!
Do you like pancakes?
YEAAA! We like pancakes!
Do you like french toast?
YEAAA! We like french toast!
Doo doo doo! Can't wait to get a mouthful!
WAFFLES! :D
Blarhh.
Owh, and, another convo (:

At home
Eu: Stop moving lar Fish!
Kawi: Fasterrr zipp! I'm excited :DD
Eu: Done lar, pushy! D:
Kawi: YEA! *runs and falls on the stairs*
Eu: Uh, you okay? O:
Kawi: Of cour-OW. D: *CRAAACK (: *
Eu: Go get the oil thingy thing from Pris. She broke her ankle just now.
Kawi: Kaaay! :D

In Pris' room
Kawi: Perisaaa! D:
Pris: Yeeeeaaar?
Ridge: Hard enough? * is massaging Pris*
Pris: Yeaap! :D
Eu: Hey, where's the-...o.o Oyster, what are you doing?
Ridge: Um, massaging Pris? :D
Kawi&Eu: *stares*
Pris: It's comffyy! D:
Ridge: Haaah.
Eu: I'm OUT! Ima get my phoney to call Chris.
Ridge&Pris&Kawi: Emkaaay.

In Eu's room
Eu: OHMYGAWD D:
Liz: *enters* Whazza?
Eu: THAT HOBO... D:
Liz: That hobo whaazza wha?
Eu: THAT HOBO... Has a plate thingy he uses to keep his money in! :D
Liz: Em, kay.
Eu: Liz?
Liz: Yeaaa.
Eu: You.. Look..
Liz: Pretty? :D
Eu: No. You-look-like-a-piece-of-pie-eaten-by-a-hobo-but-the-hobo-spit-you-out-because-you-were-too-ugly-to-be-eaten-but-then-you-got-run-over-by-a-truck-and-that-truck-was-full of chickens-and-the-chickens-puked-at-the-sight-of-you.
Liz: IM TELLING MOMMEH.

In the kitchen
Liz: MOMMY! FERN CALLED ME A- Wait, you're still trying to cook? o.o"
Jayne: Uh, no. I'm not TRYING anymore. I'm... COOKING!
Liz: Uh, then, what's with the instructions packet?
Jayne: YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS!
Liz: Owh, em, emkay. Did I mention that fern brought your packet of potato chips with the chinese drama star pictures on it to her room?
Jayne: No. She is in trouble. Big trouble. No-Candy-At-All-Trouble.
Liz: Mwahahaha. Oh and, Daddy watched your chinese dramas and didn't put back in the box :\
Jayne: *GASSP!* HOI SHUN YEEN! GET HERE!
SY: Uhhh.. *sweatdrop and then glares at Liz*
Liz: *smiless sweeeetly*
Jayne: *pinches Daddy's ear* HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU NOT TO WATCH MY CHINESE DRAMAS? WATCH ALSO PUT BACK IN THE BOX LAR! *nagnagnagnagnagnagnag*
SY: FINE LARRRR. I PUT BACK.
Jayne: GOOD! HMPH! ):<

In the movie room
SY: That Liz went and told Jayne that I watch... She's dead... *continues to whisper to self*
Ash: PLOCKPLOCKPLOCKPLOCKKK. DADDY, I WANT YOUR IPHONEEE!
SY: Plock-ing again? What happened to your laptop?
Ash: `Syahh took it. She talking to her...
SY: To her..?
Ash: To her 'super-hawt-super-cute-awesome-paris-boyfriend'.
SY: HAIYOOO, she and her 'super-hawt-super-cute-awesome-paris-boyfriend' again!
Ash: Yup. So can I have your Iphone? :D *plocckkkk.*
SY: NO! But..
Ash: BUT!?
SY: You help me put back in the box, I give :D *points to the chinese drama CDs*
Ash: KAAY! *keeps everything and sticks out hand at Daddy*
SY: Uh, fine. *gives Iphone*
Ash: YAY! :D

In the garden
Eu: I am a superstar! With a bigbig house and a bigbig car! *beautifies ferns*
Hobo: I am a superstar! And I don't care who you are! (:
Eu: ..o.o" HOBO! I KNOW YOU TOOK MY PHONE!
Hobo: ...MALAQUISHTA!
Eu: ADMIT ITTT! *grabs spade and points at hobo*
Hobo: ...AslolsjdfnlkaAngelinaJolie?
Eu: Uh, I don't really like Angelina Jolie D:
Hobo: MALAQUISHTANOISASEKLD! D:
Eu: IM SORRY! TAYLOR LAUTNER IS HAWT THOUGH. :D
Hobo: Taailoohh Lootnuu?
Eu:... TAYLOR LAUTNER YOU DUMMMY! D: TAY-LOR-LAUT-NER!
Hobo: MALAQUISHTATAYLOOLOOTNURR! ):<
Eu: *gasp* YOU DON'T LIKE TAYLOR LAUTNER!?
Hobo: *nods*
Eu: *throws spade at hobo* Oh, hey, here's my phone! :D *picks up phone from beside tree*
Hobo: *diess*

Uh, the end? :D
So.. It ends with a hobo dying! (: