The Epic Family Show!

Yeah well..
I got bored again ):
And made..
THE EPIC FAMILY SHOWWWW!!!
Watch it on Youtube (my account is x3WiNt3r)
or just watch it here!
-Watching on Youtube recommended; it'll give me more view ;D -
Every episode, at least two members of the family gets to find out or do something emberrassing to another.
This time, it's me, Karina and Kor.
Who wants to be in the next one?
First come first serve (:
Only taking a maximum of 5 people.
Mainly because I'm lazy.
Here's the video!
Enjoy (:

-Eu Mei (:

Shameta's Theory.

Ever since we went to LOUD,
We've decided,
That since -sometimes and most of the time-
Pris is like, BORING -no offense che & kor (: -
She's aaaaaaaaaaaa.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Parteh Poopah
O.O
Shameta's theory lah.
Weelll..
I find it true.
You are kinda boring, che.
Sorry to side Sham lahhs ):
You're like..
Sooo..
LIFELESS.
You need random-ing classes.
;D
-btw, this is only a plan to make you mad so you'll be more random (: -
NO OFFENSE LAH KOR.
I KNOW YOU'RE ANGRY.
DON'T BE.
BCUZZZ..
WELLLL...
UHHH.
I HAVE PIE!
HAH!
;D
OHEMGEE.
I just found out.
That kor's hair is RAMBUT PALSU.
;D
JKJK!
NO OFFENSE.
I JUST FEEL FUNNEH (:
ILL WRITE FUNNEH QUOTES FOR EVERYONE.

Daddy:: Our olldddd grandpa, he needs those chewy sweets that old people like ;D
Mommeh:: Younger then daddeh, welll.. She needs to care more about our school workk...
Especially since daddy doesn't give a damn ;O
Kor:: HIS HAIR IS RAMBUT PALSU! xD
Che Kawehs:: Just got married to a FISH.
Che Ang:: She's a TIGER LAH.
Che Pris:: I DONO, BUT I THINK SHE LIKES PIE. ;D
Che Aisyah:: In LOVE with Barney and King Kong. It's like a 3 square love storeh o.O
ME!:: I'm a fern. I don't do much. (:

YES.
THAT'S MY SLOGAN.
I'm a fern. I don't do much (:
>w<
Don't feel offended lahh.
It's only a joke.
You KNOW how I am when I'm bored.
I go crazy and start insulting people ;D
Don't be mad ):
EHEH.
By the title, you sure know who I am lah.
I AMM.
NO NAME (:
AIYAH.
Come on lah.
Whose Sham's best friend HUHHHH.
Obviously me lahh.
NOT BARNEY LAH!
Idiots...
Sheeeeeesh!

And now, for my super epic story of suffering,
a.k.a conversation with Aisyah.
I don't think all of you know that Ms. SERENE CHIAM KAI NING pushed me down the thingy
at the back gate?
Yeahh..
I fell.
And now my hand and leg skin is FKN SCRATCHED.
I was limping after school ):
Here's the epic convo ;)

Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*BACK ):
*now im guna do a post on how i suffered in the bathroom.
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*how was it
Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*it was terrible
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*LOL...............
*you killed kai ning d>
Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] writes:

Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*thats my bathroom
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*K..
Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*the doughnut thing is the toilet bowl, the S stands for shower area, the rectangle next to S is the clothes place and the thing opposite the rectangle is the sink
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*k
Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*ok so, i cover the toilet bowl with the thingy
*and put my leg on it
*so it wont kena the water
*then i told u my hand also kena right?
*its my RIGHT HAND!
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*YEAh
*OMG
Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*then i tried to shower with only ONE HAND.
*and when i tried to open the hair shampoo thing
*i found out, that NO PERSON CAN OPEN A BOTTLE WITH ONE HAND.
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*LOL
*xD
Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*so i used my right hand elbow and hold the thing and open
*and after that
*I CANT PUT THE THING DOWN.
*cuz ONE HAND GOT SHAMPOO
*THE OTHER HAND CEDERA
*then the stupid shower just had to be aimed at me
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*just drop it larh
Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*the water went onto the shampoo bottle
*i dropped it on the floor.
*AND THE WHOLE FLOOR GOT SHAMPOO!
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*OMG.
*so did you clean it?
Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*no ;P
*i ask my maid
*to come up and clean xDD
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*lol
Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*ohoh
*n den
*i use the bodeh shampoo rights?
*sooo.
*it's like
*when i was rubbing the shampooo on meself
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*lol
Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*the shower handle thingy whatever u call it (thing with the water that comes out)
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*yeah
Dreamers (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*IT FELL FROM THE PLACE WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO HOLD IT
*it HIT MY HEAD
*and sprayed me leg AND hand with water!
*i almost screamed mann!
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*do you actually have to shower
Suffering (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*DUH!
*i dun shower in the morning
*onleh in the evening and at nite
-YoungLoveHasComeToAnEnd <3Aisyah 2009! says:
*lol
*okaay
Suffering (: - ❤Eu- :] says:
*now to post this convo ;P

Cremation Melody?

P: It's your awesomely, epic, rocking, oh-so-stylish MEI.
Some people are like, jealous of muah cuz I don't have to take UPSR this year..
And probably next year, UPSR would be canceled ;D
And then some other stupid exam would come.
Probably it'd include SIVIK, MORAL, KAJIAN TEMPATAN, and some other crap.
SO.. Consider yourself/ yourselves lucky!
Using Pris' style, ahemPRISahem
Hmmmph!
SHAHRUL is FKN ugly okay?
I told you i'd rant about him (:
RANTRANTRANTRANTRANT!
SHAHRUL IS UGLY SHAHRUL IS UGLY SHAHRUL IS UGLY!
HE'S UGLIER THEN CHAI MIN ZHEN! ;D
I'm being hyper,
And this blog typing system has some crapping problems with it!
I put italic, then I put non italic,
AND ITS STILL ITALIC!
FK THIS FKN SYSTEM!
I'm so pwnsome-ly vulgar ;)
I'm just angry that I'm sick,
AND that my -real- brother stole my lemon chicken ):
Now to be RANDOM!
MOMMY! DADDY!
PRIS HAVING UPSR! SHE RANTING! - ranting is a bad thing right? -
WELLLLLL!
I gotta go now ):
BYE EPIC BLOG! DON'T DIE!!!

-Your AWESOMELY, EPICLY, PWNSOMELY MEI (: -

Pitiful.

Pris here.

CMON GUYS!
WHAT HAPPENED?
OUR BLOG DIED! D:
R.I.P Epic Family and Rawak Blog ):
2009-2009 ):

OKAYY
I guess we're all pretty busy with trials and such
Unlike SOME people ahemFERNEHahem
Or maybe you guys don't wanna post cause you think blogs are useless ahemKORahem
):

I am so bored now );
No one's online ):
PSCHH you people D:

ARGHH ):
I'm just so restless now ):
ARGHH ):
YOU YAMHOLES! xD
Long story to that (:
):
):
):
):
):
NUMBER 1 IS PERENCAH! D:
NOT PENUMIS! D:
DDDD:

EESH
I'm gonna rant now ):

ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH

Have I mentioned before that I HAAATE being nice?
):
And YES, I'm nice (:
And like, I just can't tahan being mean
But I can't tahan being nice ):

AHHH
):
AND LAI EU-FERN, SHAHRUL IS CUUUTE! :D

ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH

I don't know why I'm ranting ):
Just feel so UGHH-ish ):

ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH
ARGH

D:

What's wrong with me lately? ):

Ping Pong

Hello!
Wow
dead much?
well i'm gonna make this post long
so beware


wait let me do something first
There..i change the font xD

(m-m-m-ma) (4x)

I wanna hold em' like they do in texas, please
fold em', let em' hit me, raise it, baby stay with me (I love it)
luck and intuition, play the cards with spades to start
and after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
(2x)

can't read my, can't read my
no, he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
(2x)

p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(m-m-m-ma)
(2x)

I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
a little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it)
russian roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun (fun)

oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I got
(2x)

can't read my, can't read my
no, he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
(2x)

p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(m-m-m-ma)
(2x)
(m-m-m-ma) (2x)

I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma)
just like a chick in the casino, take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

can't read my, can't read my
no, he can't read my poker face
(she's got to love nobody)
(6x)

p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (2x)
(she's got to love nobody)
p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(m-m-m-ma)
p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(m-m-m-ma)
p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(m-m-m-ma)
p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(m-m-m-ma)

there..
enjoy
guess me larh
i'm the one who is awesome and -Beawesome-
AND AND AND..
i rock
xD
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-trumpet fanfare-

'Sup. :]

ITS HER! :D
WHO?
-SUPER EPIC AWESOME THEME MUSIC!-
ANGELA! :D
WHEEE! (:
*APPLAUSE*
THANK YOUSS! THANK YOUUSS! :D

You can go higher! You can go deeper! There are no boundaries! Above and beneath you (:
THERE ARE NO BOUNDARIES! (:

Don't let this blog die kay? D:
It will die soon you knows ):
Im so bored D:
UPSR IS ALMOST COMING D:
Ujian Pencapaian Sekolah Rendah.
STUDY HARD! :D (except for Ferneh, she might not even have UPSR)

Anyways, Sorry Pris! ): I can't go LOUD. D: Maybe next time? [:

I got nothing much to say actually.
This was just for the sake of updating. :D

Thank youu (:
Ending Theme Music! :D

BYES (:

Pink!

Aloha Miha.
are you dancing well if you aren't well you should
cause The Too Shoes are selling like hotcakes!
Hubungi lah 02 76889834 dan dapatkan 1 pair for free .

LOL..
advertisement are so fun.

Hey I'm a girl who likes to say king kong..
if you guessed me well you guessed correctly..
ahah..

indian dancing rocks
Chinese dancing rocks
British dancing rocks
Malay dancing rocks
RACIST DANCING ROCKS EVEN MORE!
so guessed d?

LOL eu fern and i are crazy over pet society.
okay?
why am i bringing eu fern into this post?
this is suppose to be about dancing

Black Dress with the tights underneath
SHE WANTS TO TOUCH NO!
NO!

Anti Smokers
and
Anti Mak Rempit..xD

Anti Nimisha
and
Anti Cheaters (lol , eu fern you should rethink..xD)



-Epic Aisyah
[Manager of The Too Shoes Product , 100% quality rocks.]

Don't Die ):

Come on bloggeh!
Don't dieeeee!!! D:
Would someone just KEEP UPDATING!?
I can't update ALLL the time!!!
Pleasee just updatee!
I'll say this.
Wakum (:
I'm not lying, I'm just stunning with my love glue-gunning!
-Lady Gaga, Poker Face sang by Megurine Luka
I <3 Light Colours Like This (:

And now, I shall make a very emo post P:
NOBODY LOVES ME D:
I'MA CUT MYSELF xDD
Lawl.
EMO CORNER ANG!!!
QUICKK D:
Sheeeeeshhh...
Someone get kor to post P:
He says the blog is USELESS D:
Now, I'll write an ulasan on blogging (:

Berdasarkan 'blog' di atas, nilai murni yang pertama ialah kita hendaklah 'blog' setiap hari
untuk menghilangkan stress kita supaya tidak menjadi separuh tiang. Seterusnya, kita harus
menaip benda yang SESUAI untuk di'blog'kan agar dapat dibaca setiap orang pada tahun mana mana pun.
Selain itu, kita tidak patut menaip perkara seperti ' I KILL YOU!' di dalam blog supaya 'NO VIOLENCE IN THE BLOG!'. Di samping itu, kita mestilah bagi semua gula-gula dan pai kepada adikmu yang bongsu
supaya dia tidak mengadu kepada bapa atau ibu. Akhirnya, cubalah sentiasa 'blog' untuk memberikan 'entertainment' kepada kawanmu supaya dia tidak pergi ke rumahmu da membunuhmu.


The most PRO-EST karangan ever (:
Cikgu Sazali & Puan Nurhaizan will be SOOOOOOOOO happeh with meh!
-perasan moment-
WAIT A SECOND!
I didn't even tell you who I am (:
But by reading the ulasan,
you'll know who I am.
My name will remain unknown.
And I'll give you ONE hint.
OH EM GEE ITS FLYING TALKING PIE :D

Now,I'll say good bye D:
I don't wanna go buh bye!
But I have to!
DON'T YOU GO BUH BYE!
Sorreh!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D:
BYESSSS (:

Another Parody (:

I'm sure you know who I am?
-trumpets and fanfare (: -
It's...
EPIC EU!
(:
I'm back with ANOTHER PARODY! (:
This one, is -kind of- dedicated to 'Mertard', 'Barnacle Boy' and my CHE CHE ANG (:

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
You're floating there
In the middle of no where

See the fish,
See the corals the sword-fish
I see you make your way through the clams
And say 'blub blub'
Was that all you knew?

That you were mertard, you were blowing bubbles
And your side-kick said 'Stay away from that sword-fish'
And I was biting my fins off,
Looking for your carcass, and I swore

Mertard buy me back some tuna sushi
We'll share it but don't give it to Barnacle Boy,
You'll be the tuna and I'll be the consumer
It's a Fish Story mertard just scream now.

So we steal from that old shark and use his cash
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if he knew
So run away
Escape the shark for a little while
That you were mertard, you were blowing bubbles
And your side-kick said 'Stay away from that sword-fish'
And I was biting my fins off,
Looking for your carcass, and I swore

Mertard buy me back some tuna sushi
We'll share it but don't give it to Barnacle Boy,
You'll be the tuna and I'll be the consumer
It's a Fish Story mertard just scream now.

Mertard save me, and feast the whole night with me
Eating alot will satisfy your needs
Don't be afraid
We can eat all the sushi
It's a Fish Story mertard just scream now

Oh, and I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming back now
My hunger is, increasing
When I met you in Sushi King

And I screamed
Mertard save me, and feast the whole night with me
Eating alot will satisfy all your needs
Is this in my head, I don't know what to eat
Now get me some occha and tuna sushi

Get it quick now, I don't want to wait 'nymore
Your my slave and that's all I really know
I'll talk to your mum if you don't do it right now
It's a Fish Story mertard just scream now!

Oh, oh, oh

Oh, oh, oh, oh

We were both fish when I first saw you.


BWAHAHAHAHA.
Another epic parody by your youngest and VERY, VERY epic mei (:
Oh and, I'm coming for LOUD '09 only if Kaweh comes (:
We'll act like twins x)
So I don't have to be the shortest :D
Sayonara and good byes (:

PLS CONFIRM! :D

HEYYYS :D
Pris again (:
Erm, if you're coming for LOUUUUUUUD, please tell me (:
Cause my leader needs to know the names and contact numbers for the friends I'm inviting (:
They wanna see around how many people are coming
Target is 2000 :D
So PLEASE COME :D
It's gonna be awesome (:
(Fern, you're underage [xD] but still, you can come :D)
So, mhm (:
Hope you guys can come (:
So far, I only know Kor and Ang MAAAYBE coming
Mommy and I will be there :D
KAYS (:

Parodies (:

Well, it's your youngest mei again (:
It's...
-theme music-
EPIC EU!!! <3<3
Thank you, thank you ALLLLL
-perasan moment-
I've got a parody for you P:
Parody ; A song with converted lyrics to make it funny or silly in such ways.
:DD

Saw you from the oven,
Saw you from outside,
Something 'bout the look of your crust,
Something 'bout your delicious-ness,
In a sea of pastries,
There was only you,
I never knew what this pie tasted ilke,
But suddenly now I do,

Trying to reach out to you,
Bite your crust,
Reach out as far as you can,
Only me, only you, and the fork,
Trying to reach out to you,
Bite your crust,

Can't let the baking stop,
Can't let this tasting end,
Cause if I do it'll all be over,
I'll never taste you again,

Can't let the baking stop,
Until I eat you up,
Cause if I do it'll all be over,
I'll never taste you again,
I'll never taste you again,
I'll never taste you again,

I see the sparkle of a million bakings,
I wonder why all the the pies,
But the one that's smelling oh so good,
Is the one right where you are,

Trying to reach out to you,
Bite your crust,
Reach out as far as you can,
Only me, only you, and the forl,
Trying to reach out to you,
Bite your crust,

Can't let the baking stop,
Can't let this tasting end,
Cause if I do it'll all be over,
I'll never taste you again,

Can't let the baking stop,
Until I bite your crust,
Cause if I do it'll all be over,
I'll never taste you again,
I'll never taste you again,

Saw you from the oven,
Saw you from outside,
Something 'bout the look of your crust,
Something 'bout your delicious-ness,

Can't let the baking stop,
Can't let this tasting end,
Cause if I do it'll all be over,
I'll never taste you again,

Can't let the baking stop,
Until I bite your crust,
Cause if I do it'll all be over,
I'll never taste you again,
I'll never taste you again,

Trying to reach out to you,
Bite your crust, (I'll never taste you again)
Reach out as far as you can, (I''ll never taste you again)
Only me, only you, and the fork,
Trying to reach out to you,
Bite your crust,
Yeah, yeah

OMG.
That's so uber pro, isn't it?
-perasan moment-
When you want a parody,
you know who to call (:

Your fave, cute, kawaii mei,
Epic Eu <3

HEYYYYYYS :D

HELLOOOOO :D
I AM ME :D
Yeah, okay, you know who I am dys (:

EHEH, FERNEHHH!
How come I'm getting married in Paris and the theme's Hawaiian? O.O
And WTH? I'm getting married?! O.O
I thought Mommy disapprove anyone getting married xD
And to Lizaaa, make sure he's RICHHH, kays?(REALLY FILTHY RICH!)
I like love money (:
So, OHOH
I KNOW!
Okay, so, you marry a extremely rich guy..
Then, spend all his money on everyone ME :D
And then, RUN AWAY
BUAHAHHAHAHAH :D
Okay, I'm high :P
But seriously, spend his money on me, kay?
Buy me ice-cream man ice-cream (:
I like it better than expensive ones :P
Okay, maybe not
Idk (:
What am I talking bout? O.O
Yeah, crap xD
Okaaay
So ermmm
MOMMMMY
KOR AND FERNEH BULLY ME AGAIN ):
FERNEH STOLE MY BLANKIE, AGAAIN O:
SCOLD HERRR!
And KOR, erm, he BULLY me ):
Poor me ):
xD
Hahah
Mommy doesn't care also xD
She left the convo yesterday xD
Hahah
OKAAAAAAYS :D

THE AWESHUM-EST ONE,
PRIS :DDD

I like strikeout :D