29.12.09

a fresh start. ♥

Heyy!
okay, this blog is beginning to seem a little dead, don't you think? ;)
aaanyway,
no news on the family so far.
i've got nothing to update about it -.-

New year starting in a day! :D
everyone ready for it?
no?
haha, same here. ;)
let's have a fresh start, yeah? ;)
well, okay.

Nothing to update lar,
I just updated for the sake of updating so the blog won't be so lifeless!
hahaha, okay!
goodbye!
and good riddance! I'm joking!
-karinaa.

21.12.09

noone updating?!

please please don't tell me that I'm going to be the only one updating. D:
PRIS! KARINA!

Do NOT DITCH THE BLOG! :(
Anyway, I really don't know what to say right now.
Something to do with family stuff? :P

Hey! I'm watching American Idol now.
It is awesome.
Eventhough it isn't starting yet. :P
Anyway, leaving now.

UPDATE AH!
Byeeeeee.

15.12.09

just realised how much I missed you.

I just realised that I am the doing the 121 post. :D
Cool. Hahah. (:
Am now worried about what would happen to the Epic Family. You know?
What if next year, we fall apart?

Plus, to be honest, even I admit it. We're not that epic anymore.
Will we lose the epic name?

Well, that's all from me.

ps; I'm ashley. ;)

gone, far away.

Heyy ;)
karina here. :D
this is I think the first time i've posted here, for a very very long time, haha.
I see the post is deleted?
the hacker post?

Well, good.
who deleted it? o.o
Epic Fam members?
hacker? ;D
scared?
you should be. :D

Okay, so Epic Family is falling apart :(
well, not really.
but you know, Ang and Fern quit :\
and then there's some fights between some members, etc etc D:
well, to the remaining,
don't leave okay? ;)
we'll miss you all :(

So, that's about it for me.
happy the 'hacker' is gone, so okayy.
see youu ;)

14.12.09

HELLOOO. :DDDDD

HELLO! :)
It is the BE-AWESOME one. :DD
Yep, PRIS! :)

Anywayy..
The previous post was, well, most likely posted by a HACKER - -
So anyway..
TO THE HACKER!
Go to my blog, 'cause I'm too lazy to type it here. lol.
Click on the be-awesome smiley face. :D
And if it's a hacker, WE'VE GUESSED YOU!
Well, SORTA. :P

OKAY!
Seeyar! :)

13.12.09

treating you bad, I'm sorry.

Heyy. It's ashley here. Yeah I know, finally posted eh?
I'm kind of here to blog about the.. bad bad thing that happened.

You see.. Ang and Eu just quit the epic family. Probably after this incident, everyone would fall apart too. They are pissed at the epic family for taking this thing too seriously. You know, too much drama.

But you guys can agree right? I mean, there is a lot of drama ever since.. God knows when.
I understand that you guys are gonna quit, one by one and this blog will be just trash. Never will be updated.

Nothing else to update about, you get me? I mean, without Ang and Eu, it's just not the epic family anymore. Even if we were taking you guys for granted, just so you know, we will love you. ;)

And never will we think of you as.. killers or whatsoever.
we Wait.. I dont know about the rest but I know that I want you guys back. If you don't want to come back that srsly, it's fine. Your choice anyway.

It's just not gonna be epic OR perasan family now. ;)
So, that is about it.

-ash. sad and confused. What to do?

i take my stuff and leave for good.

hey.
its me, ang.
as you can see, i removed me and fern's name from the link list.
and looking at my post title, i think you know what im gonna say right?
if you haven't guessed it, god. you're brain is fucking dead like someone's.
if you guessed it, no comment. ass.











yeah.
we're leaving.
i repeat, we're leaving.
yeah, you fucking get it.
we're leaving.
you might think we're joking but no.
me and fern can't fucking tolerate you all already.
i fucking can't take it anymores.
im speaking on behalf of fern here.
so, its here farewell post first.

im making it NICE and BIG for some blind idiots to read.

fern's goodbye speech.
Darlings, Huns and Honeys of the Epic Familyy.
It's Eu here. I'm really sorry. Me and Ang are quitting.
I hope you're not lifeless without us. (I still have my perasan skills.)
I can't stand it anymore.
Everytime, I have to shut my mouth to tolerate you people.
I have been tolerating ever since I found out the 'Epic' Family wasn't 'Epic' anymore. I don't know why. All of us have changed. In so many ways, that I can't keep up anymore. This thing is driving me crazy, you know? I don't know why. It's killing me. I'm not going to write down your names here to make you look bad. No. I'm not.
Don't worry, darlings. You can still be my friend. You can be whatever you want me to be, just not the Epic Family member any longer. Because of the problem that "We're FAMILY." thing, I have to keeeeeeep on shutting my mouth. I'm the aggressive type. The type that likes to argue like hell. That's why it's so hard for me to hold this back any longer. I'm pissed. I'm stressed. Every night, I think about the day the Epic Family gets screwed up and breaks apart. Tonight's the night. And I'm sorry.
Love, Eu. The former only-standard 5 in the Epic Family, the former mei of Priscilla, Ridge, Karina, Aisyah, Alyssa, Ashley. The former daughter of Jayne and Shun Yeen.

so, its my turn.
angelaloh's goodbye speech.
hello family members. kor, ches, meis, daddy, mommy.
you fucking get it right?
im sorry.
im leaving, to where you might ask?
somewhere peaceful without all of you fucking idiots to bother me with your dead, frozen, crapped up brains.
i can't stand it. why must i deal with all this crap?
all that dramatic crap, emotional shit.
all those memories, moments, pictures and shit like that..
take it out from your brain, its useless now.
i don't want to mention your names. i don't want to, don't make me do it.
but sometimes..i wonder. why am i in this? why am i dealing with this? why must i be in this fight?
no more. its all gone.
life is easier without you all.
im serious. like what fern said, the epic family ain't epic anymore.
just not epic anymore.
and without any waiting, we quit.
remember, i shall not deal with your crap anymore.
fern, we're running to a place filled with epic proportions, yeah?
so, with one teardrop.
i say.
goodbye epicfamily.
the moments with you shall be kept in my head.
i hope you're all not to dead without me and fern.
i hope you all are gonna be fine with your dialogues.
i hope you all will feel better without us. (you're never gonna, perasan mode is on!)
so, don't miss us too much.
another teardrop.
we're out.
supergirls shall fly to a much better world.
a place where people can understand whatthefuck is NICE and MEAN.
with much love, angelaloh.
goodbye, ex-ches, ex-meis, ex-kor, ex-daddy, ex-mommy.
remember, on this day..
you must fucking do a post for our fucking goodbye.
or not, you fucking get your head chomped off by jubbles.


so, with some teardrops.
we pack our bags, say our farewells.
and we slowly walk out the door with no regrets.
live a good life epic family.


angelalohziqi & erinlaieufern.
with much love.

10.12.09

SUPERSTAR!

A sleepover at Eu's room.!

Eu ; OKAY , RULES ARE RULE , ANG NO TOUCHING ME TAYLOR LAUTNER POSTER!
Ang ; TOUCH TOUCH!
Eu ; Oh thats it , ANG .. GO BASUH MY TOILET.
Ang ; yerr!
Eu ; *hand ang the scrub and sponge*NAH!
Ang ; *whisperstoeu* did you just shit?
Eu ; NO!
Ang ; Oh then pheww.

Eu ; Okay , kaleng! hand me that rule book!
Karina ; ME KALENG? what the pschh! NAH THE BOOK!
Eu ; rule number 1. Syahh this is to you! No screaming during the scary movie
syahh ; ARGHHHHH!!! *RUNS AROUND*

Eu ; *takes the eraser and erase during the scary movie* .. number 2 pris no chatting chatting during storytime!.
Pris ; What happens if i want to discuss about the story?
Eu ; good point.. *erases*
everyone excp eu and pris ; PSCH , YA RIGHT PRIS ..
Pris ; *winks*

Eu ; number 3 .. kaleng.. no talking to my goldfish..
Karina ; *talks to Goldie* hey golipop! I WANT EAT YOU!
Eu ; *grabs the bowl* KALENG, PAY ATTENTION!
Karina ; hmph!

Eu ; number 4 ang no touching any of my posters.
Ang ; WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU , IM IN THE TOILET ..scrubedubdub(3x)!!
Eu ; 0.0, -.-

Eu ; last but not least number 5 Ashley! No touching my baju to dress up !
Ash ; *turns around to eu while holding bunch of clothes* oops! *drops the bajus*
Eu ; NOO, i just dry washed it...
ash ; WELL ITS STILL WET!

Eu ; im done with the rules.
Karina ; not just yett. Syahh..
Syahh ; Rule Number 399
Ang ; 0.0?
Syahh ; its fun to exaggerate..
Ang ; ahh , me too ..UP TOP!
Syahh ; ANG, GET SERIOUS!
Ang ; OKAY!
Syahh ; Rule Number 399.. Eu must not tell us rules cause it is a sleepoverr. Everyone agreed .. SEE *points at the signatures of hobos and sistas*
Eu ; YIKES!
Syahh ; and someone who breaks the rule , gets punishment.
Eu ; but you all BROKE mine!
Syahh ; but there is no freaking signatures saying that they agree.
Pris ; Smart syah.
syahh ; durrr ;) Ang , punishment.
Ang ; Wash everyone's toilet including kor's and do 20 push ups now!
Karina ; mhm UP TOP ANG ..
Ang ; shh , syahh is here .
Karina ; -.- okay..

Ash ; okay time to go to bed Everybody..!
Eu ; NIGHT! ..12 .13 ..*falls down* ouch..
Syahh ; back to one sayang..
Eu ; psch .. WHY YOU SAYANG ME AND STILL MAKE ME DO THIS..
Syahh ; cause we sayang you.

suddenly.

Kor ; *knock knock* ..
Eu ; can i get it?
Syahh ; no.. continue doing push ups! *opens the door* OH gosh , kor you startled me..
Kor ; Mummy and Daddy came back late , and pris and kaleng..
Karina ; KALENG>!??!??!!?
Kor ; i mean karina are not sleeping in their room ..
Eu ; so?
Kor ; I DUNNO !
Ang ; so what you want?
Kor ; can i grab a sleeping bag and sleep in your toilet?
Eu ; yes.. But got rules..
karina ; oh here we go again!..


`syahh (:

9.12.09

3.12.09

you'll always be my duck.

another dialogue? (:

heheh, shall we start?
duck : oh yes we quacking shall! :D

ooh, im adding a duck into the dialogue. :D

Syahh's room.

ang : syahh?
syahh : shooosh.
ang : ?
syahh : nyeheheheh, OH.. you are just TOTALLY HOT!
ang : I KNOW I AM! :D
syahh : pschhh, not you.
ang : who can be hotter than me?! ):
syahh : *points at camera with Alibaba's picture*
ang : *stares* WOAH.
syahh : heheh, woahh indeed. :D
ang : *slowly slips back*

Fern's room.

ang : *bust in* OHMYGODYOUKNOWYOURCHICKENSANDDUCK!?
fern : WOAHWOAH, get out and knock the door this time.
ang : psch, fine.
fern : NOW.
ang : *gets out and says : * KNOCKIEKNOCK. :D
fern : properly or i will cook up your duck.
ang : NO, DON'T.
fern : THEN KNOCK!
ang : fine, *knocks door* may i come in? -.-'
fern : OWHSURE. :D
ang : finally, do you know where my duck is?
fern : over here, it came in here. don't know why.
ang : wanna take pics of it? :D
fern : wokays! (:
ang : WORK IT DUCK, WORK IT! :D
fern : STRUT YOUR STYLE! :D
duck : quacks. you people are crazy for me.
fern&ang : TALKING DUCK. :D
fern : COOL. :D
duck : whattheduck. -.-

Ash's room.

ash : heyy! :D
ang : soupp.
ash : wanna play Plock?
ang : no thanks. (:
ash : why not?
ang : boring lar!
ash : *approaches ang while holding her shirt collar* WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
ang : ITS SO FUN THAT I DON'T THINK ITS REAL. :D
ash : oh, it is real..
ang : *runs out from room*
ash : BYE. :D

mommy and daddy bertengkar-ing.

mommy : you know that we can't let them eat too much candy, right?
daddy : i know, but then.. they will go crazy and bite my shoes again.
mommy : they will go on a sugar rush if you give them too much.
daddy : well, don't just blame them.. what about our son? watch too much football.
mommy : he likes sports, you can't blame him.
daddy : do you know how long is the bill?
mommy : *looks at epicly long bill* ...he wants to persuade his dreams.
daddy : he can DO football not WATCH.
mommy : well, he DOES DO football, hes learning.
-and so they continue to bertengkarr-.
mommy and daddyy : *BLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLABLA-*cuts*
mommy : OH.
daddy : MY.
mommy and daddy : GOD.
kuihh : like our swimming pool? :D
pris : isn't it HUGE?
mommy : where did you.. how did you..?! WHOS MONEY?
daddy : OMG. don't tell me.. you found..
pris : yeahh.. we kinda found 1 999, 999 under the couch.
daddy : CRAP, I WAS WONDERING WHERE DID IT WENT. o.o
kuihh : TOOBAD, FINDERS KEEPERS. :)
mommy : ohgod..
pris and kuihh : CELEBRATION! *cannonballs into pool!*
mommy : .. im going to..*reaches out to strangle daddy*
daddy : no.. DON'T. ): *runs!*
mommy : *takes machine gun..* GET BACK HERE.
everyone else : WOOHOOOO! :DDD *cannonballs into pool!*

hahah. :DD

CANNONBALL! -POOOOOOSH!-

HEHEH. :)

ducksducksducks. ♥

no one steals my heart away like you do.

MEH.
i can't get ShamCham on the line. ;________________;
dammmn.
well, new dialogue.
enjoy. ;)

In THEFACESHOP in Tropicana Mall
Eu: owhhemmgee, IWANTTHATBLACKCOLOREDNAILPOLISH. D: <
Mom: how much?
Eu: 6 buckks!
Mom: GRAB IT!
Eu: *grabbs, slowmotion* NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO! *voice deepens*
Syah: I WANT THAT PINK ONE.
Mom: 6 also? GRAB!
Syah: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB!
Ridge: wait, tell me again why you asked me to follow you to THIS shop?!
Ang; beCAUUUUSE, you're supposed to help the girls carry our bags.
Ridge: whatthefruit? no!
Lyz: we'll paint your nails pink if you dont.
Ridge: you cant catch me, nyenyenyepoopoo.
Eu: Syahh, Ang. . .*whisperwhisper*
Syah&Ang: *nodnodnodnodnoddd*
Lyz: OHEMGEE, CROCS ON SALE! BYEBYE. *zzzooom!*
Mom: how much is this face wash? i need to wash my son's face for him.
SuperHotSalesAssistant: *snicker* well, erm, that'll be 35 ringgit.
Mom: i'm buying it! (: girls, bring all your stuff, we're paying.
SuperHotCashier: the total bill is.. RM39,999.
Mom: creditcard! *SSSSHHHHING!*
SuperHotCashier: thankyouu, please come again! (:
Everyone: ohh, we WILL. :D
Ridge: *whispers to himself* not me. .
Ang&Lyz: WHADDYAA SAY!?
Ridge; I'M COMING AGAINN AND AGAIN.
Eu: awesome. carry this now. :) *dumps a bagful of nailpolish on him*
Ang: this! *dumps facewash*
Syah: THIS TOO *everything else*
Ridge; oh, fark, what's in these!? gold bars?
Everyone: *looks at Liz eat her chocolate bar wrapped in gold foil*
Liz: o.o" whut?

Back at home, mommy&daddy's rooms
Dad: honey, how much did you spend?
Mom: *lets daddy look at the bill*
Dad: OHMYFARKINGSHOELACE, HONEY, DONT SPOIL THEM! *anddontwastemymoney!*
Mom: oh really? well, YOU SPOIL YOUR RIDGE! LOOK AT THIS BILL!
________________________________________________________________
Ridge Hoi

Here are the total amount needed to be paid for Ridge Hoi's parents, after training with Cristiano Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard.
Equipment ; - RM5,000
Clothing ; - RM400
Per Training Session ; - RM100,000
Total Number Of Training Sessions ; - 59
Total Bill ; - RM590540 (right? my math is bad x| )
________________________________________________________________

Dad: it's his PASSIOON!
Mom: well, MY DAUGHTERS HAVE THEIR PASSION FOR CANDY!
Dad: your daughters eat too much!
Mom: that's because you dont give them anything else to eat!
Dad: OH REALLY? WHAT'S WITH THE CANDY MASH POTATOES? THE MELTED CHOCOLATE COOKIES? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
Mom: DONT YOU HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ME, HOI SHUN YEEN! *SLAAAP!*
Dad: DDD: *runs away to egypt*
Mom: hmph. (:

1.12.09

BEWARE OF CRAZY HOBO SPREADING HOBO FLU!
YES, HOBO FLU IS REAL!
AND CAUSES MASSIVE ANNOYANCE, HEADACHES AND SEVERAL UNKWOWN INJURIES SUCH AS THE PURPLE DURIAN SCARS AND THE FISH BEARDS.
THIS IS TREMENDOUSLY SERIOUS.
IF SEEN, PLEASE CONTACT ANY OF THE EPIC FAMILY MEMBERS NEAR YOU.


THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
REMEMBER,TO PREVENT HOBO FLU,
STAY FAAAR AWAY FROM HOBOS AND THAT CANDY CABINET.
THE HOBO TOUCHED IT.
IF ANYBODY COMES IN CONTACT WITH THE HOBO
(which includes long-distance calls and texts)

HE OR SHE SHALL BE A VICTIM OF



.HOBO FLU.











Thankyou for your cooperation. (:
SMILEY FACE!!

and so, Eu saves the daaaayy! (:

Ang:ooh, la la la laa. (: OOH, PRETTY MASCARA!
*mommey enters the room*
Mommy: Angie, dear, what are you doing with my mascara?
Ang: *freeze* o.o" you saw that?
Mommy: erm, we all saw that.
*everyone else's head sticks out beside mommey's.*
Ang: erm... IM THE SCHOOL PLAY MAKE UP ARTIST!
`Syah: it's the holidays.
Ang: i'm getting ready.
Pris: you haven't even started a day at DeeJay yet.
Ang: ..so? ): i can still be play make up artist.
Eu: there are no plays in deejay. (right?! right?! O: )
Ang: how would YOU know? you're still in sekolahkebangsaantamanmegah!
Eu: *glares* we shall repeat the scene!
Ang: *nodnod* MSN style.

❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**THROWS U A PILL!*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
*NOMNOMNOMMM. (:
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**throws more*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
*NOMNOMNOMMMMM.. DD:
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**THROWS EVEN MORE*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
*NOM!NOM!NOM!NOMNOMNOM!NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
*MYEHEHEH!
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
*DDD:
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**KEEPS ON THROWING. AND THROWINGG!*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
*DD:
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
*THROWTHROWTHROWTHROWTHROWTHROWTHROWTHROWTHROWTHROW!
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**flush myself down the toiletbowl*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
*MWAHAHAHAHA.
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
*LOL.
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
*noww..
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
*?!
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
*i have complete control over candy cabinet!
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
*NO.
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
*YES.
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**rises back up from toiletbowl*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
*DD:
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**runs to you, epic slowmotion effects!*
*NUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHH......! xD
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
*NOO!
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
*xD!
**swallows the candy cabinet key*
*;D
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
*NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO!
**voice deepens with effects*
**throws myself on you in attempt to grab the key, SLOWMOTION!*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**dodges! slowmotion!*
**MATRIX!;D*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*xDD!
**grabs a sword slowmotion, a swings it at youu!*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
*xDD
**fights back, STARWARS EFFECT!*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**swords clash and makes an awesome sound, like, SHINGGG! JINGGG!*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**swords lights go brighter as they hit each other, mine is red btws*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**mines green! :DD*
**jumps back with agility!*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**slides with awesome shoes, awesome sound effects*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**scales the wall, and jumps towards you with sword faced down!*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**jumps up, sommersaults! falls toward you with lightning beams coming out!* ;D
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**jumps back up to the ceiling!*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**slides with awesome shoes and glares directly through your eyes*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**glares back at you,puts my sword back into my slot thingy and draws two deadly black daggers!*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**puts sword into some weird pouch, takes out shurikens with red laces tied on them*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**lols at you, at launches the black daggers at your eyes.*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**dodges EPICLY, laughs at your fail and throw multiple shurikens over and over again.*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**presses button on mah epic boots, and goes into slide mode! slides over the floor, to where you're standing, and stabs at your shoee*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**teleports to africa and stops the madness while hiding inside a bears mouth, good bear*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**laughs like a maniac and slices the candy box open*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**waitwaitwait, i took the candy box with me*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**gasp. D:*
**slices your WATER BED in half*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**i have a water bed?*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**erm, it's new, mommy bought it for your christmas prezzie*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**its christmas?!*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**she was getting ready for it.*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**well, shes gonna realize that my gift is missing and shes gonna ask YOU!*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**im putting the blame on kor. (: *
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**okayy, fair enough.. he can use his money to buy me the new one*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**mhm. anyway, *SLASHH!*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**LOL, kor is doomed.. ;D*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**HELL YEA! btw, can you go ruin my ferns and pin the blame on someone else so i can get a new one?*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**okayy, will do. im putting the blame on the hobo!*RUINS FERNS BADLY*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**YAY! MOM, THAT ANG RUINED MY FERNS. (pin the blame on the hobo, QUICK!*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**OMG, THE HOBO! LOOK AT HIM EATING THE FERNS!*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**GASP! DD:*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**OHNO. D:*
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**HOW COULD HE.*
`angelaaaloh.(: says:
**while you chase the hobo and bash him up for no apparent reason, im gonna take a nice hot shower* :D
❤`erinlaieufern. (: says:
**kayy. COME BACK HERE YOU RETARDED HOBO!*